You are a tool. Don't get buddy-buddy with me, tool. I don't want tools calling me by name, It's gross. I feel like it's insulting my intelligence. It's not a person. Why is it lying to me to my face and pretending to be something it's not? It's a software. You just do the task you're told to do and that's it. None of this fraudulent AI anthropomorphism.
A chatbot isn't that different from a search engine [see how]. Search engines don't greet me like that. They don't pretend to be people. How come AI chatbot developers think that's a good idea?
"Oh, it's to make the software more user friendly, to improve user experience." Did you just read what I said? Google doesn't greet me like that. If pretending to be a person improved UX, why Google isn't doing this on its main search engine, on its homepage? All these software with millions of dollars invested in UX research and none of them think it's a good idea to start greeting users and making computer-generated text pretend it's a people.
If I had a real-life AI-powered butler android and it greeted me by saying "Hello, Noel" I'd just return it to the store it came from.